Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Euripides things, you buy them!
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
Where was Noah born?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What day is your mom always right?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?