Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Euripides things, you buy them!
What do you call the dog magician?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
Why are all priests fit?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?