How do trees get access to the internet?
Easy, they just log in.
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
When does a horse talk?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
What do elves learn in school?
What did the snake name his daughter?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What's the loudest sport?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?