What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
Sleep.
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?