How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Poker Face.
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What's the richest basketball team?
What day never takes itself seriously?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?