What day never takes itself seriously?
April Fool's Day.
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What did the snake name his daughter?