What day never takes itself seriously?
April Fool's Day.
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What is the tallest building in the world?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?