What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
Jungle Bells.
What nationality is Santa Claus?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
Where would you find an elephant?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What's a forklift?
What animal floats best?