How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
You're skating on thin ice!
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
Why do cubes make great referees?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
How do fleas travel?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?