Why did the dog get embarrassed?
Because he was barking up the wrong tree.
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
Why was the horse so happy?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?