What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
A croaker spaniel.
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What is the most attractive fruit?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
Where do termites go camping?
Where do goldfish go camping?