Why are trees always so positive?
Because they have a pe-can do attitude.
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What do you call a flying police officer?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?