Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
Because it tickles their ivories.
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What do jokesters study in college?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
How do trees get access to the internet?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the turtle cross the road?