Why are all priests fit?
Because they like to exorcise.
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
Which dog belongs in a band?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What is the tallest building in the world?
Why did the chicken cross the net?