Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
"No change yet."
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?