Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
"No change yet."
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Why did the tomato turn red?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?