Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
They have horns aplenty!
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
Which dog belongs in a band?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?