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How did the coach get his quarterback?
Which former US President was always cold?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?