How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
The pages were all dog-eared.
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?