What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Cheetahs.
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
How is cat food sold?
How does one gelatin greet another?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What do you call a Zen egg?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?