What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Dad, dad, look what marma-laid!
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?