Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
She was pigheaded.
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?