What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve.
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What vegetables make the best music?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?