Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
They do so many legal briefs.
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
How does the sun listen to music?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?