What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Kung Fu Manchu.
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
Why was the bud so shy?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?