What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Don't get bent out of shape!
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
What do you call a short cow?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?