What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Zebra® Cakes.
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?