What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Zebra® Cakes.
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What is the most adorable season?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?