What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Domino's®.
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
When should baseball players wear armor?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
Why do trees have so many friends?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?