What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
We're a perfect match!
How do football players deal with their problems?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
Why did the goal post get angry?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
Why do cows wear bells?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a short cow?