Why did the cell phone lose his job?
He made a bad call.
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
Where do goldfish go camping?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
Why are bakers also often hippies?