Why did the cell phone lose his job?
He made a bad call.
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
What's the loudest sport?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?