What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Paw Prints.
What animal makes the best lunches?
Why did the snake cross the road?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?