Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
It didn't want to rain on the Macy's Day parade.
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What do you give a sick pig?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.