What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
An udder failure.
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
How do you get kids to do something?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?