How do you get kids to do something?
Tell them not to do it.
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What did the sardine call the submarine?