Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
They wanted to make some mewsic!
Why is heaven always so tidy?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Why did the snake cross the road?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?