What did the peach say to its crying husband?
That's so pitiful.
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What do you call a pile of cats?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?