What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Irrelephant!
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What type of birds stay together forever?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?