What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Crisp Cringle.
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What do little monsters call their mother?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Where do kittens go to school?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?