What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Coop-cakes.
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Why are skeletons so calm?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
Someone stole my mood ring!
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?