Why are skeletons so calm?
Nothing gets under their skin.
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?