What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
That someone had stolen his tent.
What vegetables make the best music?
What day is your mom always right?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?