What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
That someone had stolen his tent.
How do automobiles fly?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
Why did electricity win the race?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?