What do you call a belt made of clocks?
A waist of time.
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
What time is your dentist appointment?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What is the color of the wind?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?