Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
Because you will have sweet dreams.
What do ducks have for lunch?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
How do automobiles fly?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Where do belly buttons go to college?