Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
Because you will have sweet dreams.
What do you do when two snails fight?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
Why are cowboys always religious?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?