What day of the week do chickens hide?
Fry-day.
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
Where was Noah born?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What is a table you can eat?