What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
The Codfather.
What car does Yoda® drive?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
Why do porcupines always win the game?