What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
An oranga-tan.
Where do polar bears store their money?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
The museum curator needed a break.
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Do dads always snore?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?