What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
A south paw!
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What is the most attractive fruit?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
Do dads always snore?