What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
A flee club.
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?