What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Whoops! My fault!
How do birds threaten one another?
What's E.T. short for?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What type of birds stay together forever?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What is the most adorable season?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What is a tire's stance on economics?