What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Whoops! My fault!
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?