What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Denial River.
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
When does a horse talk?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?