What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
A sourpuss!
What do you give a sick pig?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?