Why don't ostriches fly ?
Plane tickets are so expensive.
What animal has the worst mood swings?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
How does the moon cut her hair?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?