Why don't ostriches fly ?
Plane tickets are so expensive.
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
How was the wedding?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What is blue and not heavy?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What do ducks have for lunch?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?