What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
A copycat.
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What bird is losing its hair?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Why do cows wear bells?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
Which superhero is best at baseball?